23 / ♂ / queer as Vulcan beer

Sometimes I post crappy smutfic because I have it on good authority that fandom loves smutfic.

In Peace, Vigilance.
In War, Victory. In Death, Sacrifice.

fashionablecrocs:

ATTENTION ALL DOG OWNERS AND DOG LOVERS

DO NOT FEED YOUR DOG BUSY BONES!!!

See that adorable little fluff ball? His name was Gizmo, he was one of the happiest little pup pups that I have ever seen. He loved his family and every minute he cold spend with my mom.

One day, we gave him a busy bone as a treat. A few hours after eating it, he starting acting really odd. He wasn’t acting odd and barely reacted to anything. 

We didn’t really think anything of it because he was a pretty odd little pup and we thought he just he had to poop or something. So we went to bed and everything like normal.

The next day, he was even worse. He didn’t move at all, and threw up everything he tried to eat or drink. My mom called the vet and they said to just let it go for the night because he was probably just a little ill. 

Gizmo just kept getting worse and worse. He could barely life his head and laid around all day long. Finally, my mom brought him into the vet and she told them about what was going on and they decided to do an X-Ray on him.

After the results came in, they noticed a large blockage in Giz’s intestines. They called my mom so she could bring him in for emergency surgery. 

After surgery, the vet came out with a sample of what was blocking his intestines. As soon as my mom saw it, she knew exactly what it was. 

Busy Bone.

They said they extracted as much as they could, but it was hard because he was only about 10 pounds and surgery is hard on little dogs. We picked him up from the vet a few hours later so he could have a chance to wake up. When we picked him up, he was still under the anesthesia and not very responsive. We still brought him home because it was either that or leave him at the vet overnight alone.

When we got home, all of my other animals got next to the kennel to see what was wrong. 

They knew.

About an hour after getting home, Gizmo passed away at only 4 years old.

I then wrote a very angry letter to Purina (the owners of Busy Bone) telling them what happened. I heard back the next day, and we started our claim. 

They talked to Gizmo’s vet who told them is was definitely the Busy Bone that had caused his death. Purina paid us for the cost of the surgery just to shut us up and left us. 

I am telling you this story as a warning, I know that Busy Bones are a popular treat to give dogs, but I am begging you

Please do not feed your dogs Busy Bones. 

Gizmo’s life couldn’t be saved, but your dog still has a chance.

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greenekangaroo:

sweaterkittensahoy:

Deadpool Annual (2014) #2

I am literally just sitting here with my mouth hanging open.

Deadpool: 

1) is capable of human relationships, be they romantic, platonic, or anywhere in between. 

2) considers Spiderman his friend, even if Peter’s a little leery on the subject.

3) Would kill for his friends. Has killed for his friends.

4) Is awesome. 

reblogged 5 hours ago @ 20 Sep 2014 with 54,218 notes via/source

sister-equalist:

OKay people- you need to watch Generator Rex. We need to get this show back on air and get it continued.

It has a POC main character. At least six strong female characters that are reoccurring and very different and versatile. It has a complex government based plot and a lot of different sub plots. It is a wide variety of eccentric villains. It has monsters, anthros, even a fish person. It deals with hints at mental disorders without romanticizing it and even Stockholm syndrome.

There’s also a monkey with pistols….and family issues! And assassins.

It’s also pretty standard in the fandom that the first promo that they were pushing so hard was widely hated by everyone. There was a HUGE number of people that thought it was going to be stupid- but 10 minutes in and most of us were hooked.

Really Doc, how dare you forget to mention the fact it has a pirate? And all the feels it’ll give you? For shame girl :(

I’m kidding about shaming Doc, but Generator Rex totally does have a pirate. He’s British and crazy.

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The difference with a single player game is that in the same way you lose yourself in a good novel, you can lose yourself in a single player story. You see it in all these games, where you can fill your house with turnips or decorate your armor with a dragon skull. It lets you go inside for a little while and, well, not hermit up necessarily, but be in another place and time for a while. It is escapism and you can’t really have that when ‘BonerLord247’ goes running past you in the middle of a raid.
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tearlessrain:

Hey the thing I reblogged earlier reminded me to mention this:

I can promise all my followers that I do notpost or reblog jump scares, ever, because A) I don’t like them and they suck, and B) I know at least a few of my followers have anxiety in one form or another and I’m not going to be that jerk.

So yes. There will be no jump scares from this blog, just wanted to ease your minds preemptively.

reblogged 12 hours ago @ 20 Sep 2014 with 8,579 notes via/source

stevebuckybromance:

  • Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  • Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  • Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  • Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  • Platonic forehead touches
  • Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  • Platonic CUDDLES

SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

reblogged 18 hours ago @ 19 Sep 2014 with 15,725 notes via/source
Wow. Be killed by the Archdemon or sleep with Morrigan. How does someone make that kind of choice?
Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins (via biowarefangirlism)    
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mortiphasm:

Warden Commander and Mabari War Hounds in training (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

mortiphasm:

Warden Commander and Mabari War Hounds in training (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

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