littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:

p41g3r4nk1n:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.
 Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.
The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  
On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.
SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.
Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.


my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

Casual reminder that this image came from a report of a booby-trapped food incident in Buenos Aires, and that the news stories about it happening in Chicago and/or Massachusetts are hoaxes. Snopes mentions similar incidents happening, but the direct incidents that OP mentions don’t seem to have happened at all (Google turned up no news sources for them at all that don’t specifically mention it’s a hoax meant to scare people).
PLEASE fact check things before you go spreading them around as true! You may have the best of intentions, but spreading false information isn’t a good way to do things even for good reasons.

littleblackmariah:

kingfisherfaker:

gailsimone:

morenamagia:

equiusinamaidoutfit:

eridanamporass:


p41g3r4nk1n
:

listenforthesteel:

Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.


Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.

SO THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST TO THIS POST.

Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 


A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

Casual reminder that this image came from a report of a booby-trapped food incident in Buenos Aires, and that the news stories about it happening in Chicago and/or Massachusetts are hoaxes. Snopes mentions similar incidents happening, but the direct incidents that OP mentions don’t seem to have happened at all (Google turned up no news sources for them at all that don’t specifically mention it’s a hoax meant to scare people).

PLEASE fact check things before you go spreading them around as true! You may have the best of intentions, but spreading false information isn’t a good way to do things even for good reasons.

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chartreusebird:

yasmastah:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

I’ve been accused of ceasing to age at year 20

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dragonageconfessions:

Confession: The Human Noble Origin is my favourite but there are 2 things about it which bother me.
1: Eleanor Cousland makes no comment about your dead nan outside of the larder, the woman raised your character since you were a baby and keeps the castle fed and nobody has anything to say? Such gratitude. Even Aldous is promised he’ll be avenged.
2: Dairren and Iona are nowhere to be found. Lady Landra’s body is found (so is Aldous and the nan’s body) and commented on but neither Iona nor Dairren anywhere to be seen. I liked both of these characters and just being ‘expected’ to accept that they are in fact dead bugs me. Iona’s daughter is found later on and I just wish I could tell her the tragic news “Sorry sweetheart, your mother was sucked into a black hole never to be seen again i’m afraid”.

I think by the time you find nan’s body, Eleanor is worried about finding your father than she is about anything else, so nan just flies under the radar since Bryce is in the larder. If Bryce hadn’t been there, however, I’m pretty sure Eleanor would have reacted a bit more to nan than she did. After all, nan is already dead and Bryce is still bleeding to death.
And if you sleep with either Dairren or Iona, they’re killed in your room, so at least one of them has closure. The other just sort of vanishes.

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: The Human Noble Origin is my favourite but there are 2 things about it which bother me.

1: Eleanor Cousland makes no comment about your dead nan outside of the larder, the woman raised your character since you were a baby and keeps the castle fed and nobody has anything to say? Such gratitude. Even Aldous is promised he’ll be avenged.

2: Dairren and Iona are nowhere to be found. Lady Landra’s body is found (so is Aldous and the nan’s body) and commented on but neither Iona nor Dairren anywhere to be seen. I liked both of these characters and just being ‘expected’ to accept that they are in fact dead bugs me. Iona’s daughter is found later on and I just wish I could tell her the tragic news “Sorry sweetheart, your mother was sucked into a black hole never to be seen again i’m afraid”.

I think by the time you find nan’s body, Eleanor is worried about finding your father than she is about anything else, so nan just flies under the radar since Bryce is in the larder. If Bryce hadn’t been there, however, I’m pretty sure Eleanor would have reacted a bit more to nan than she did. After all, nan is already dead and Bryce is still bleeding to death.

And if you sleep with either Dairren or Iona, they’re killed in your room, so at least one of them has closure. The other just sort of vanishes.

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Khaiell tr'Lhoell: ...my brain literally just supplied "lube" as a continuance of this train of thought
Khaiell tr'Lhoell: do they make pumpkin spice lube
Zora Sexbang: i found pumpkin spice marshmallows last year
Zora Sexbang: ...i'm gonna google it
Zora Sexbang: yes.
Zora Sexbang: yes they do make pumpkin spice lube.
Khaiell tr'Lhoell: this makes me wish i was getting laid just so i could use pumpkin spice lube
Zora Sexbang: i guess we've brought pumpkin spice fever to its natural conclusion
Khaiell tr'Lhoell: yes we have
posted 10 hours ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 2 notes
pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.

pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.

reblogged 17 hours ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 9,017 notes via/source

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

authors writing fanfictions of their own books is the best

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 23 notes via/source

imagine Rex, Noah and Beverly going through their rebellious teenage phases, with Five sneaking them into concerts and bars and supplying them with alcohol to piss Six off

posted 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 29 notes

mage and non mage pairings bring me life

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 97 notes via/source

so, 30 days until my birthday (31 if you count the day of as a day), which means someone will finally be replacing my fucking Xbox so I can play Metal Gear Solid V, which I bought back in March and haven’t been able to play between not having a hard drive and then the Xbox burning out

yaaaaaay, new Xbox means at some point I can obtain lots of Dragon Age to play

Enough of this… this… poopy-cock!

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Hon. Robert Sanders, Boston Legal 2x23 “Race Ipsa”

I fucking love this show.