zeldathemes
a madman with a blog

3DS FC: 3625-8728-3599 (Pokemon Y)
Xbox Live: DracoCustos
RP Blogs: Liyathe Tanioen (original-'verse), Hakura (Legend of Korra OC), Lykos (fursona)
Writing Blog: Aen's Notebook
Pottermore: DreamSilver27268 (Slytherin)

See my about page for an actual about me blurb.

mattwt:

*presses button*

mattwt:

*presses button*

  #chaerhevher    #smashes his face into the fucking button in his haste  

shiny-ariados:

Please reblog this if you nickname your Pokemon. I wanna see how many people actually give their Pokemon nicknames.

  #edaihtevher  

mewtwo870:

seeriously:

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

I didn’t know God was down for the business

man that’s a whole new level of daddy kink

Zeus is always DTF image

  #edaihtevher    #oh my fucking god i just choked on my dr pepper fuck it burns  

test my dashboard osmosis abilities

diva-viva:

send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can

  #edaihtevher    #ask me shit    #lets see how this goes  
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
  #temaerravher    #this took me a minute and then i was like well fuck this avada kedavra  

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

  #edaihtevher  
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

  #chaerhevher    #hold the phone you mean to tell me mercury is fucking blue?    #i thought mercury was fucking read    #red too fuck i can't type  

OW I JUST GOT BREATH SPRAY IN MY NOSE OW OW OW

  #ih'eloher    #edaihtevher  

If you don’t use a washcloth..

theamandaonthebus:

vrrvrr:

zodiacbaby:

vrrvrr:

zodiacbaby:

bile9:

zodiacbaby:

damnyounick:

How do you wash your ass?

A soapy karate chop down the middle?

a bath puff……

dont nobody care about bath puffs

um they’re cuter than washcloths and lather more so u get more soapy… u trying to fight chris? !

Jake do you really clean your ass with a loofa 

i sed
baff puff

Loofa baff puff tomato tomato

jumpin in to say….. hows washin ur ass with a loofa worse than cleanin it with a washcloth????? sinners

  #edaihtevher    #you just get lather on your hands and then rub your ass with your lathered hands    #i am uncertain how this is complicated yo  

w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

  #edaihtevher