Please reblog this if you nickname your Pokemon. I wanna see how many people actually give their Pokemon nicknames.
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
I didn’t know God was down for the business
man that’s a whole new level of daddy kink
Zeus is always DTF
send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
How do you wash your ass?
A soapy karate chop down the middle?
a bath puff……
dont nobody care about bath puffs
um they’re cuter than washcloths and lather more so u get more soapy… u trying to fight chris? !
Jake do you really clean your ass with a loofa
Loofa baff puff tomato tomato
jumpin in to say….. hows washin ur ass with a loofa worse than cleanin it with a washcloth????? sinners
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado